Talk about unFLATtering....

I rarely get to go to the club. But when I do, I always see some foolishness that makes me WISH I had my camera. Luckily for me, this time... I had my camera handy and I got to capture the HOT MESS while it was happening. There were two things in particular that stood out. Here is the first one...

Now you don't ever really think to put white folks in the "Hot Mess" catergory, but I think this would qualify. This chic right here obviously doesn't have much of a support system or ANY friends for that matter. Anyone that remotely cares about this woman would have saw her in this dress and would have said "Becky, you have to make the right choices in life, and because I care about you, I'm strongly suggesting that you don't wear a dress that makes it look like your butt and back are supposed to be the same body part."
You see! It woulda been that simple! And then lil Susy woulda went back into her closet and put on something a lil more appropriate. Something A-OK to wear in 40 degree weather. Being that it was 43 degress in ATL this particular night. I'm just saying...

Speaking of going to the club in 40 degree weather. It's amazing to me how girls will freeze their lil nipples off and stand in line to get in a club wearing nothing but shoe laces on their body. Can't you just wear a coat in line and then take it off when you get inside? There is bound to be one ugly girl in your crew that is going to sit down the whole time and not dance.... so SHE can watch the coats right??? This is all assuming there isnt a coat check of course.

I remember the days when I was in college standing in line... cold as hell... huddling with my girlfriends like homeless people standing next to a fire.... rubbing my exposed shoulder on someones exposed back to create some body heat...... It was CRAZY and ridiculous! But then again... I was 20! It made sense then... but if you're over 21... you should make some better choices. Its either look cute while you're getting loose in the club OR get pneumonia. I know there are some footdraggers out there who would choose the pneumonia....ANYHOW.... onto the next piece of hot mess ....

I'm not anywhere near a fashionista but.....is this dude really in this club wearing some khakis, a Smedium Arab white tee and a belt with lips for a  buckle.... with red sparkles on it......?...... I wasted 20 minutes of my club time trying to figure out this man. Initially, I was like .. HE IS GAY! But then I realized that we are in ATL and black gay men are fabulous here!  Hair, lips, eyebrows, shoes... everything about a gay black man in Atlanta is fabulous. And they flock and walk together like flamingos. This dude is far from that. The only thing he could be is.... lame.