The last time I wrote on this Blog thingy was 4 months ago. I think I'm going to write on here more often. Turns out people get money from blogs! What!!! Man show me the damn money! I'll write till my fingers bend backwards.
If i won the lottery, I wouldn't do a damn thing. I would put my kids in the finest day care money can pay for and get up every morning, take them to daycare, MAYBE go to the gym, bring my ass back home and watch The Learning Channel till about 1pm. Then I would take a nap and get up and start cleaning and cooking till its time to pick up the girls. And I would get my moneys worth so they asses would be the last lil people to be picked up from that daycare facility. I would do this for a good month just so that I can just relax and CHILL for once. These damn kids (and husband) make you TIRED as hell. And this stay at home mom shit has made me feel raggedy as hell. So I would take that month off to be lazy FOR ONCE in my life.
After that month, I would get up and take a bath... lol!
After the bath, I would get a massage, adjustment at the chiropractor and get my hair washed every week at the salon. I would get a personal trainer and lose these rolls on my stomach these girls left behind when i farted them out. I would get a pedicure and Brazilian wax as often as possible. I don't know about the waxing, i just hear that it makes you feel young again. I need anything that is going to do that cause in my 28 years I feel 48.
I would also go to all kinds of doctors and fix everything that needs to be fixed on my body. I'd get everything done. Colon cleansed, coochie checked, MRI's, dental work, YOU NAME it! By the way, I have two babies so don't worry, my coochie has been checked and I'm all good down there.
Then I would sign up for all types of classes. Tennis lessons, vocal, guitar, piano lessons. And then I would get the most expensive camera on the market and take photgraphy classes. Just cause I've always wanted to. And after I take those classes, I would take my knowledge and my fancy camera and take wedding pictures for free for people who can't afford to hire a photographer. But I would just take the pictures and put it on a CD and give it to them. they would have to process the pics on their own. I ain't that generous. And all they would have to do is save me a plate of food and a piece of cake.
After a few months, I would go ahead and use the Chinese Lunar calendar to try and have a son. I don't know why but I have always wanted a BOY! Looks like the only way we'll have one is if we win the jackpot!!
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