*** Am I really??? Oh hell no I can't be. Not again.

This is how I feel today.
I feel like I'm hungry but I don't want to eat. I have things to do but I don't want to get up. My eyes are burning and I feel sleepy but I just had 8 hours of sleep.
Oh lord. I have had this feeling before. I have felt this way before. Two other times. Am I pregnant? Again? But I'm on the pill! Then again... I was on the pill with the other two.
Does this nigga have some super sperm or something? Can it really fight threw these side affect driven pills I been taking all these months? Or is it just that I haven't been taking them the way I'm supposed to? I'll assume its a combination of both, but more of the super sperm theory.
So I know how I'm going to act now until I really find out. And I'm not going to find out until I'm over a month late even though I feel like I might be pregnant now. I have a reason for this. I have plans that I don't want to ruin in the next two weeks. I have a wedding I'm walking in and I dress I need to get into. I bought the dress too small...determined to fit in it! SO if I find out I'm pregnant, its going to give me an excuse to not work out and get my torso in it. All my sorority sisters are going to be at this wedding. I can't have these hoes lookin at me crazy. I need to be lookin right. Also, If I take that pregnancy test now, then its going to have me thinking all types of crazy things that I rather just put on the back burner. Money? Quality time with husband? Career? Sleep? Is my coochie EVER going to be the same??

I have had two kids and have been able to maintain my shape for the most part over the years. I wonder if this is the lil fucker that is going to do me in and keep me round and pudgy forever. The thought of it makes me want to committ suicide. Well not really, but almost. I'm getting older and I know my metabolism is tired of all this Pepsi product. Hold on metabolism! Hold on!! I have more life to live. I have more club dresses to wear! I need to wear a bikini again! So just sit tight! Don't go no where! I'll be right back!
In 9 months.