I do not understand... I just don't get how two girls, that were shot out of the same nut sack, into the same exact cervix... marinated in the same uterus and were farted out of the same EXACT coochie... can be so AMAZINGLY different! Although they may have similar physical characteristics, these girls have COMPLETELY different personalities.
One is mild, sweet and cooperative and the other is wild, anti-social and disobedient. You can tell one to not touch something and just give her a lil crazy eye and she will never even look at the thing again. On the other hand, you have the other one that needs to be beat with a wooden spoon, left out in the cold rain on the porch over night...starved almost to death and she will STILL put her hands on that "thing".... and THEN will smile at you when she gets caught with it... and THEN will throw it at you and run away in the other direction.
Are we doing something different here? No, we're not! We have maintained our rearing techniques and it seemed to work for one, but the other seems to following the beat of her own drum. Luckily for me, I have seen enough Oprah, Dr. Phil and Intervention shows to know that we should never treat them differently even though they behave differently, but I still DO NOT understand!
Can she really be THAT different?
BTW... don't try to report me to Dept. of Children and Families about the whole wooden spoon, porch and starving thing. If you have read my blog posts... then you should understand my sense of humor by now! This is my last disclaimer.
No comments:
Post a Comment