What do you get when you combine RHEA with... an Orange flavored Crayola marker?
Here is Rhea... (cute, isn't she?)
Here is the orange flavored marker... (notice the tip of the marker)
Here is what those two things above equal when you combine them.
DISASTER!!!
If you look closely, you will see the tears starting to form in her eyes... the nerve. Luckily for Rhea, Crayola is smart enough to make non-toxic crayons for the greedy ass kids in the world like this one that will REALLY chew the marker and suck on it like its an orange flavored Popsicle. I bet there are some people out there who really think I allowed her to do this JUST so that I could post it on my blog. If that's what you're thinking... KILL yourself you dummy! I would never do that! BUT... I sure will take a picture of it before I clean her off so that I can indeed post this foolishness. There was no need to rush to clean her off... the damage was already done! If I saw this picture and it was someone elses kid, the first thing I would think is, "Where the hell was mommy, while the baby was eating the damn thing?!?!" This child quick and sneaky! At any moment, she is up to something! Give me break people! I do need moments to myself to take a dooce and stalk folks on facebook ya know!
This had me cracking up! It brings me back to the time when my younger sister was around your daughters’ age. She was a sneaky one. One thing we learned and fast was that there is no way to prevent children from getting into these "foolish" situations all the time, for the most part good parents diffuse most situations but can't be everywhere at all times. Where there's a window of opportunity (no matter how small or short) they will take it. So to all those people who want to know where the parents are I say "Get Real" it happens!
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