DELTA...

You gotta know that this jacked up economy is shit outta luck when you fly Delta Airlines and they charge you $25.00 for your lil ass bag that was just a lil too big to carry on, but just the right size to charge your ass!!!! … And THEN you have sit in these lil ass seats… even too small for someone like myself who weighs less than 130 pounds!

I can just IMAGINE what overweight folks go through!!! Did the airline folks miss the memo that we are the fattest nation in the world??!?!? Can we please accommodate the bigness? It's like they are saying, "We don't care about customers being comfortable on a 3 hour plane ride! We need to fill this plane up with as many seats as possible to get the most bang for our buck!" The NERVE! They want Americans to lose weight to fit in these lil ass seats?!? How inconvenient is that?!!?

Anyhow, they have me sitting in this lil ass seat that doesn't even allow me any room to even take my jacket on and off without constantly bumping into the uptight, corporate America, white dude next to me about four or five times. He doesn't look at me ONCE, ...but as he is reading his paper, his facial expressions seem to change with the slightest movement in the direction of his foot and a half seat space. I can tell what he is thinking too. "Nigga, if ya bump me one more time, I'm going to have call Master Sir on your ass!" And I really don't mean to invade his territory but I HAVE to keep taking this damn jacket on and off! Why?.... Because when I got on the plane, I was burning up, now we're in the air… and I damn near lost a toe from frost bite! WHO is controlling the AC in this Bitch?!?! Make up your damn mind already!

But here is the kicker... this attendant/stewardess (I don't know what they call them nowadays)... she hands me this lil ass bag of what you would assume to be peanuts... but the damn bag was so small that I was thinking, "Why is this lady handing me a wet towelette? Is Delta really about to serve some ribs on the flight? Now THIS might be worth my $25.00!"
But no.... it was indeed a lil ass bag of peanuts. Except this bag is about half the size it usually is. I opened the bag, poured out the nuts into the palm of my hand and they all just sat there in the center of my palm looking pitiful. The peanuts themselves even looked hungry! I bring my hand to my mouth and knock all the peanuts back all at once. I had to shake my head... These people gave me a damn shot of peanuts...and not even a hand full ... a center of my lil ass palm full... and trust me... I have lil hands!

So... they charge $25.00 to bring panties, two pair of jeans and toothbrush in a bag that was "just a lil too big" for carry on and THEN only give me 12 peanut halves?!?! And THIS is the America we live in?!?! I can't even get my 24 peanuts anymore?

Oh well, ... I shoulda known better than to fly with an airline named DELTA! Oooo-opps!